Surprise Penis!


  1. waytoomuchportland:

Man, I thought he said he’d be accompanied by a PIANIST 

    waytoomuchportland:

    Man, I thought he said he’d be accompanied by a PIANIST 

  2. awkwardjapaneseporngifs:
  3. sexisfunny:

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  4. sexisfunny:

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  5. sexisfunny:

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  7. expertcosmotips:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS

  8. sssherlocking:

johnlockedness:

evanfreaknetzel:

ask-historiareiss:

femmeanddangerous:

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

the killdo

The meat dagger

    sssherlocking:

    johnlockedness:

    evanfreaknetzel:

    ask-historiareiss:

    femmeanddangerous:

    Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.

    is thAT A DILDO KNIFE

    the killdo

    The meat dagger

    image

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